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Sunday, April 8, 2007

Playoffs......Here We Come

The Pittsburgh Penguins' first playoff game, since 2001, is on Wednesday at 7 pm. They play in Ottawa & it's gonna be aired on FSN. (To see when & where the rest of the games will be played, just click on Pens' Schedule on the left-hand side.)

Now, take a deep breath and think about this......THEY'RE IN THE PLAYOFFS!!!!

So in honor of that, I give you my newest song parody. It's not my first, but the first one to be posted here. (For you Rach) ;)

Just follow along if you want to. It's based on Fergie - Glamorous.
Oh & by the way, when you read the lyrics, it refers to every Pens fan.....not just me. "ٮ"



Tiffy - Penguins

Are you ready? Yeah...

If you ain't got no tickets take yo' broke ass home
You say: If you ain't got no tickets take yo' broke ass home
P-E-N-G-U-I-N-S, yeah P-E-N-G-U-I-N-S

They're flyin' real fast
Out on the ice
Across the blue line
It must be nice
To be so fine
And they're all mine
They're the Penguins, ooh the classy classy

The Penguins
The Penguins, Penguins
They're the Penguins, ooh the classy classy
The Penguins
The Penguins, Penguins
They're the Penguins, ooh the classy classy

Wearin' golden playoff rings
Winnin', it means everything
Interviews, endorsement deals
They wanna know how it feels
To be on the Wheaties box
Every guy is such a fox
Sid won the Art Ross Trophy
Maxime is on LSD
I can't forget Jordan Staal
The Gronk's raw as hell
Evgeni, he's unreal
Fleury definitely makes us yell
It's been their dream to hoist up the Stanley
Then go out with their friends and family
Sippin', reminiscin' on days when they had a rough game

And now they're real fast
Out on the ice
Across the blue line
It must be nice
To be so fine
And they're all mine
They're the Penguins, ooh the classy classy

The Penguins
The Penguins, Penguins
They're the Penguins, ooh the classy classy
The Penguins
The Penguins, Penguins
They're the Penguins, ooh the classy classy

[Pensblog Chris:]
I'm talkin' champion wishes, Stanley Cup dreams
They deserve nothin' but all the finer things
Now the NHL has no clue what to do with 'em
They've got enough money in the bank for their playoff run
Players gotta make enough passes
To support our goal fetish
Talent so ridiculous
Every coach 'ol get jealous
Half the team ain't fully grown
Takin' trips out on the road
So if you ain't got no tickets take yo' broke ass home
P-E-N-G-U-I-N-S, yeah P-E-N-G-U-I-N-S

They're flyin' real fast
Out on the ice
Across the blue line
It must be nice
To be so fine
And they're all mine
They're the Penguins, ooh the classy classy

The Penguins
The Penguins, Penguins
They're the Penguins, ooh the classy classy
The Penguins
The Penguins, Penguins
They're the Penguins, ooh the classy classy

Their schedule was up to here
Other teams were in their ears
Tellin' them these crazy things
They just ignored them, though
Yeah, they're money in the bank
And they'd really like to thank
All the fans, they'd like to thank
"Thank you really, though."
'Cause they remember yesterday
When they wondered if they'd stay
Or if they'd go to KC, almost lost hope
They were always on the road
And the hockey rinks are cold
They're glad their daddies told 'em so
They let the Penguins know

(If you ain't got no tickets, take your broke ass home)
Their daddies told 'em so
(You say: If you ain't got no tickets, take your broke ass home)
They let the Penguins know
(I said, if you ain't got no tickets, take your broke ass home)
Their daddies told 'em so
(You say: If you ain't got no tickets, take your broke ass home)
They let the Penguins know

5 comments:

Steeltown Mike said...

Very nice. Puts most of what I've done to shame.

"Maxime is on LSD"

and

"Pensblog Chris" for "Ludacris".

Good stuff.

Staff said...

hahahha tiff your paradoy's are incredible

Tiffany said...

Awww......thanks guys!! ^ٮ^

karri said...

Love the song Tiff, real good work!

Agree with Mike..."Pensblog Chris" for "Ludacris" hahaha

You've got talent girl!
Will you post your other songs?

rachel said...

Thank you :) The funniest thing is this music video is playing on IMF right now...

Max is definitely on something, "I love beard" haha

Everytime I hear that song I'm going to start thinking...
(If you ain't got no tickets, take your broke a** home)
Their daddies told 'em so
(You say: If you ain't got no tickets, take your broke a** home)
They let the Penguins know


Daddy Roberts told them so ;)